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Sunday
Mar142010

Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III

Last week, the best rapper in the world went to prison for a year.  In his honor we're reviewing the last truly titantic rap album- with all apologies to Raekwon's Only Built 4 Cuban Linx Part II.  Good luck Weezy.

The battle for the soul of rap was never really in doubt, but it finished emphatically on the day Lil Wayne released Tha Carter III.  The recalcitrant New Yorkers declaring "hip hop is dead" to spitefully burn the throne rather than cede it to the South just seemed sadly anachronistic in the album's wake: they were revolutionaries still fighting the last war.  The South won because while 90's rap will always been celebrated as a creative peak (after all, I do write classic rap reviews for a reason), constantly returning to that well led to diminishing returns.  If the greatest New York rap albums all came out in 1994, what the fuck is there left to say? The irreverence of the Dirty South seemed shallow when Master P topped the charts, but it led to a expanded palette of the possible through artists like DJ Screw, Lil John and Block Beataz.  That dirty irreverence can also produce dreck like Flo Rida, but undeniably the most interesting hip hop has been Southern for a long time. 

Tha Carter III exemplifies the characteristics that make Southern rap great: swag tempered by good-humor, beats built with bass and snare as the spine, but soulful hooks as the muscle, and an exuberance that leads to ecstatic moments, unapologetic for the infrequent missteps.  Wayne giggles to himself on half the songs, making his boasts seem charmingly arch- but he keep fucking banging out classic lines delivered from a place no one else can even imagine until you have to admit he might just be the "best rapper alive."  Weezy had demonstrated his admirable work ethic through flood of mixtapes, but the sheer volume of money shots, classic ideas and rewind necessary verses on Tha Carter III proves he had been saving his best for a showcase.  The highs were unparalleled and even when he misses, like when he compares himself to Martin Luther King on the histrionically emotive "Playing with Fire", it's constantly fascinating.  

He's so talented that even when he throws shit against the wall, everything sticks.  Nothing on the album sounds alike; he dabbled in every sub-genre available, even making up a few in the process.  It's relentlessly engaging.  Starting with "3 Peat," a classic bare-bones instrumental allowing the rap to grandstand ("Bitch swallow my words taste my thoughts/And if its too nasty spit it back at me"), an intro that could have been a single without the competition.  Then, the Jay-Z anthem to state the obvious: this is a title bout.  "A Milli," the best song on the album, turns up the heat and "Got Money," a bad-ass club hopper complete with an auto-tuned hook from T-Pain and drum machined snares to climax makes you sweat.  Time to cool off with the crooning "Comfortable" with Babyface, successfully ironic in its marriage of romantic tone to ruthless theme: I love you, but don't get too comfortable "because if you don't love me, someone else will."  "Dr. Carter" is a concept song imaging Wayne as a doctor nursing rap to health, its deliberate pace allowing the listener to savor Weezy's approach to the game: "Gotta watch what we say. Gotta work everyday.  Gotta not be cliché.  Gotta stand out like Andre 3K.  

"Phone Home" is the first song on the album that isn't essential, but it's still delightfully weird (Weezy is a Martian, phone home!).  "Tie My Hands" is intimate look at Wayne's New Orleans roots.  Even his voice softens in those verses, as though artifice would be irreverent when discussing the sacred.  Things were getting heavy, so "Mrs. Officer" lightens the mood with a fantasy about a really hot lascivious police officer (She goes "Wee Oh Wee Oh Wee" and "I beat it like a cop, beat it like a cop. Rodney King. Beat it like a cop.").  "Let the Beat Build" mixes a gospel choir with a triumphant Wayne, and no wonder, at this point I'd be pretty pleased too.  "Shoot Me Down" has a rap-rock feel that doesn't particularly ring with me, but it's tension is released with the otherworldly ecstatic pleasures of the first single on the album, "Lollipop."  "Lollipop" is all rapped through an autotune, making the explicit sexiness of the verses tinny and distant, contrasted against the repeated pleadings of hoarse whisper that is entirely immediate ("Go Go Go").  It's a beautiful piece of pop, entirely of a piece with the rest of the album, yet entirely separate because the ideas are fully formed and distinct.  Rounding third and heading home, the childlike minimalism of "La la" leaves you entirely unprepared for the raw emotion of "Playing With Fire." Wayne's authentic, angry emotion there feels uncomfortably thrilling:

Mama named Cita, I love you Cita remember when your pussy second husband tried to beat you,
remember when I went into the kitchen, got the cleaver,
he ain't give a fuck, I ain't give a fuck neither,
he could see the devil, see the devil in my features,

"You Ain't Got Nothing" is a fine, if conventional, jam with Fabulous, but after the powerhouse of "Playing with Fire" it feels like a moment of cowardice to not close on the personal note.  Washing the audience's mouth out so they don't leave with a bad taste going into the most disposable song on an album of indulgence: "Dontgetit" Wayne long spoken word rumination on Al Sharpton, crack vs. coke and sending black men to prison instead of college.  

My pick for rap song of the decade, "A Milli," deserves further explication as the epitome of Wayne's Renaissance Man mix of gymnastic athleticism, verbal ingenuity and trigonometric vocal precision.  The backing is lean and lacking in coherence to make floor routine's degree of difficulty as high as possible.  Rapping over the sample "A Milli" repeated until it fades from the front of your consciousness into a drone, a bass so muted that it must be underwater, a one-handed snare to mark the time and the occasional drum machine hand clap, the final product is entirely Wayne's because only the perfect run could hold that song together.  Every syllable lands where it must, his voice oscillating like a complimentary sine wave to the sample.  Despite the magic trick of just making it work, Wayne sounds effortless and at ease delivering some of the slickest lines of the album:

I go by them goon rules if you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
You can't man 'em then you mop 'em,
You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em,
You pop 'em 'cause we pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher!

Or-ville Red-en-Bacher is a banal reference, but in context it pays off the couplet generously. 

I open the Lamborghini hopin' them crackers see me
Like look at that bastard weezy
He's a beast, he's a dog, he's a motherfucking problem
OK, you're a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

What is a goon to a goblin?  His generosity doesn't extend to explaining the level he occupies by himself, so I hope we get many more chances to decipher the pleasures of Lil Wayne.

Saturday
Mar062010

Oscar Preview 2010: The Best of the Best Pictures

By Pete McCann


At Oscar time last year, I had watched very little of what was actually being shown, but I had watched The Wrestler, loved it, and I really thought that Mickey Rourke should have won Best Actor.  It was the best performance I'd seen in a long time, but when Sean Penn won for Milk, I was outraged.  But because I hadn’t seen Milk, I had no business feeling outraged; I was comparing a performance I had seen and loved to a performance I had not seen. So this year, I thought, well, of course, you can’t watch every movie that's nominated for everything, so I decided to watch every movie that was nominated for Best Picture.  That means that when I inevitably disagree with whatever movie wins Best Picture, I can legitimately disagree with the Academy's decision.  The Academy extended the number of picture nominated this year to ten, which doubled my workload, but it was a labor of love.

The nominees for Best Picture of 2009, (in the order I watched them) are:  

1. Avatar – James Cameron's twelve-years-in-the-making, special effects vehicle found critical and box office success that hasn't been seen since the former's last film, Titanic. This is a great film for those who wish to simply go to a cinema, empty their minds, sit back, and enjoy the pretty moving pictures that apparently jump out at them.  The CGI is visually stunning, and it is plain to see why Cameron waited for a decade before making a film as ambitious as this.  If you compare this aesthetically to his last film, or even to other special effects-driven films released this year, such as Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, there is a marked difference in quality.  I think it is safe to say that James Cameron has successfully changed the way special effects are used and studied for the better, much like the Wachowski brothers did ten years earlier with The Matrix. That said, I feel that this film has little else going for it. The acting was mediocre at best, and although for Avatar's protagonist Jake Sully, Sam Worthington's American accent has largely improved from Terminator Salvation, he puts in a fairly wooden performance as a paraplegic marine whose mind is transferred into a genetically engineered mongrel alien, with the goal to.....do.....something.  The supporting cast members also give sub-par performances, from Sigourney Weaver "Paycheck? OK!" as the subtly-named Dr Grace Augustine to Giovanni Ribisi's average turn as Paul Reiser from Aliens.  The hackneyed story and the film's overall themes are treated with the touch of a rapist by Cameron.  At various points in the film, Worthington actually stares into the camera and explains exactly what is happening, YouTube video-blog style.  This is done in such a way to shows us that Cameron can't write a story that can explain itself - he needs the characters to tell us, face-to-face.  The political themes that run through the film are drawn in far too broad strokes.  It can be an anti-imperialist, anti-American, anti-Terrorism film.  His clumsy attempts at tackling these issues show us that he is nowhere near as deep as his 3-D technology. It's like a more obvious attempt at a Zoolander-style hypnosis session: NATURE AND THE ENVIRONMENT GOOOD, MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS AND IMPERIALISM BAAAD!!!!!  Overall, would I say that this is a good film?  Yes - it's enjoyable and a fun way to spend a few hours - the CGI is THAT good.  Is it an Oscar contender?  For Best Picture, far from it.  However, Avatar is a worthy candidate for some technical awards.

2. Up - In true Pixar tradition, Directors Peter Docter and Bob Peterson have taken a strange and seemingly impossible premise and created yet another great film (seriously, can you imagine the pitch? "OK guys, our next film will be about a 78-year old man who ties balloons to his house and goes to explore South America with an eight-year-old boy!") The film expertly blends an intelligent story with family-friendly entertainment, patching up any generation gaps that might exist between it's viewers. The opening 10 minutes of this film are easily the best, and most touching, of the film. They depict Carl Fredrickson (Ed Asner)'s happy life with his wife in a montage of small moments, mirrored compromises, and love demonstrated, not told.  The film then unfolds into an exploration of self, taking chances and loving people despite their flaws. Typical for Pixar, Up resonates without ever becoming sappy.  Although it is generally a great film, when the first ten minutes are done so well, you spend the rest of the film waiting for moments that will top those at the start, which could leave you with a tinge of disappointment.  A safe bet for Best Animated Feature, I do not think that this film should win Best Picture, although it is definitely a worthy nominee.

3. Up in the Air – This Jason "Juno" Reitman film is about a man who flies all over the country firing people and his personal transformation.  It is bland, with George Clooney playing George Clooney and a supporting cast whom I consider to be generally overrated. Vera Farmiga is in a role different to usual, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s good, which many critics do think.  Critics have been saying how wonderful youngest member of the cast Anna Kendrick's performance is, but I find it thoroughly unconvincing.  This film is about self-discovery and leaving a shallow life behind.  That kind of story requires empathy from its viewer, and throughout the whole film, I just didn’t care. This is because, as with Juno, there seems to be more concentration on witty dialogue than meaningful relationships (although for Juno you could argue that that was Diablo Cody's fault).  There is an attempt to remedy this in the final act, but by then it is too late: the viewer has given up trying to take anything away from the film and is resolved to listening to the snappy exchanges.  A possible reason for this film's success is the fact that many people can relate to it.  Its about leaving your comfort zone, both for Clooney and the people he fires.  Given the current major economic recession, and the resulting lack of job security for so many people, the film is easily identifiable.  However, this relationship between film and audience has a shelf life.  Are the Academy Awards not about finding films that will last, that people will be able to appreciate as much in the years to come as they do now?

4. The Blind Side –  This film is about a homeless African-American boy who becomes an all-American football player with the help of a rich white woman.  It is supposedly Sandra Bullock’s Oscar-winning role.  Generally the Academy awards actors who try to do something outside of their usual acting wheelhouse, or who give their character some kind of quirk or fault that ups the degree of difficulty -  think of Philip Seymour Hoffman in Capote mimicking Truman Capote’s distinctive voice.  Sandra Bullock’s quirk in The Blind Side is her deep south American accent, which began to grate twenty minutes into the film.  Apparently her character Leigh Anne Tuohy is a sassy, take-no-shit, um, interior decorator. The only way I could have guessed that she’s a woman who gets what she wants is that every other character seems to say so.  Without Sandra Bullock, this movie would just be a made-for-TV-movie.  The main character, Michael Oher, is portrayed as a bumbling idiot who has never played football before the age of 16 or 17.  Upon viewing the movie, the real Michael Oher said this was incorrect and he actually was an experienced footballer before he moved in with Sandra Bullock’s family.  Ultimately, it’s a good TV movie released for people who don’t like sports.

5. The Hurt LockerThe Hurt Locker is about a bomb squad in Iraq.  Even though it’s about an American military bombsquad in Iraq, there’s no heavy-handed, overlying political message.  Unless its a Team America sequel, the last thing I want is another "America, Fuck Yeah" film.  The film is about the people doing their job, and that job is to defuse bombs.  The situation highlights the difficulty of their lives, but it's not to do with the difficulty of their problems with the enemy.  The fact that there are few famous people in this film, allows the actors to melt into the roles in a way that someone like Tom Cruise in the leading role could not.  The bomb-defusing scenes are suitably tense, but they’re not actually the focal point of the movie.  Instead, the film explores the main character’s attitude towards his job, and through it, his life.  Most war films deal with the human cost of war and what it takes from a person.  All the soldiers want to do is go home to their families, to get out of the hell that they've been sent to.  The Hurt Locker shows us what war gives back; there is a gradual realisation that the main character loves his job more than his life, and that is one of the most developed themes of the year.  Ultimately, this film provides a healthy juxtaposition to the director’s ex-husband’s blue film: one examines humans in a politically charged situation with deep commentary; the other uses cartoon characters to hamfistedly explain the director's prejudices.   

6. An Education – The only British film in contention, An Education is a coming-of-age drama about a prudish, suburban girl in 60s England who falls for a significantly older, rich man.  it is the second of the four strongest contenders, and has a standout performance by Carey Mulligan as Jenny, who admirably portrays the transformation of a 17-year old girl into a 17-year old woman. The story is not groundbreaking, but tight direction and solid cast keeps it interesting, light, and, at times, funny.  Alfred Molina stars as Jenny's well-meaning father, Jack, in what I would consider to be a worthy entry for Best Supporting Actor, but unfortunately, he isn't nominated.  He's the highlight of the film, portraying a sheltered father who’s pressuring his daughter to go to Oxford, but who is also impressed by David's (Peter Sarsgaard) name-dropping and financial success.  Sarsgaard is indeed very good as the love interest and ever-so-creepy thirtysomething playboy.  He’s convincing enough so that you can see that he’s creepy, but you can also see why the main character is so attracted to him.  It's a tightrope-walk of a performance, even from an expert at playing slimy, creepy, thirtysomethings.  Director Lone Scherfig tackles the theme of feminism before its rise in interesting fashion: who is the feminist in this film? Is it Jack, who wants his daughter to get a good education to create good prospects, or is is David, who adds fuel to the fire that is Jenny's desire to become more worldly? Or neither, because ultimately they both want her to be taken care of by an intelligent, well-off man? Of course, it could be Jenny herself, standing up in what she believes in, but then again she also submits to others.  An Education is an enjoyable film with many strong performances, but the Academy usually needs more than that for a Best Picture winner.     

7. Inglourious BasterdsInglourious Basterds is Quentin Tarantino's latest bloodbath, about a group of Jewish soldiers who are assigned the task of killing Nazis violently to instill fear in the Third Reich.  It's easily the weakest film on the list, and possibly the weakest of Tarantino's.  On paper a great premise (who doesn't love the idea of killing Nazis?), Basterds serves as an example that Tarantino is getting stale: what was considered to be original in 1994's Pulp Fiction - cool dialogue, disconnected scenes/chapters, fast-talking amoral antiheros - is hardly original fifteen years later. Tarantino's use of chapters highlights that he is so far unable to recreate the narrative cohesion of Jackie Brown; it seems he needs to resort to breaking his film down into bite-size chunks, and by doing so, he displays possibly a lack of, or disproportionate amount of effort, considering the effort that goes into making and directing specific scenes.  Two such scenes are: the opening scene, where a french farmer may or may not be harbouring Jews, and the stand-off in the basement bar.  These scenes are well directed, and there are no poor performances from the actors.  However, all tension is drained from the scene when you realise that most, if not all people in these scenes are going to die.  Another point that makes these scenes stand out?  Brad Pitt is not in them.  His portrayal as the part-Apache, scalp-happy leader of the Basterds, Lt Aldo Raine, is laughable at best, downright annoying at worst.  The cheap laughs provided by his woeful Italian-in-a-Tennessee-accent are easy to spot a mile off, and he just comes across as an idiot with a knife.  Whether this is due to the character or Brad Pitt is up for debate.  Christoph Waltz provides what is far and away the best performance of the film, as the multi-lingual Jew hunter, Col. Hans Landa.  An intelligent, well-mannered Nazi?  Who would have thought?  Roger Ebert states in his review of this film that Tarantino "provides World War II with a much-needed alternative ending." I disagree.  Tarantino provides us with an alternative ending to World War II that is both needless and gratuitous.

8. PreciousPrecious is a vast sweeping inner-city epic, centering on an obese, illiterate high school girl pregnant with her second child.  It is for me the movie that left the biggest impression out of all the films of the list.  Precious garners sympathy for the main character, and newcomer Gabourey Sidibe perfectly melts into the title role.  She is impressively convincing as both a down-and-out illiterate high school girl and a nameless celebrity outside of a film premier.  This is no mean feat, considering the range required to bridge the gap between who Precious is and who she dreams she is.  Mo'Nique's performace as Precious's welfare-dependent, chain-smoking, abusive bitch of a mother will likely win a well deserved Best Supporting Actress award.  She is a thoroughly frightening, horrible person, but she provides moments that keep her from being a one-dimensional character.  Like some of the other films, there’s a real empathy for the characters.  The viewer feels elated at Precious’s small triumphs and steam-rolled at her massive set-backs.  The fantasy sequences are used very well by Director Lee Daniels as a way not only for Precious to escape her horrible life but as a way for viewers to take a break from such a serious and heavy film.  Precious is a very thought-provoking, well made movie and ultimately, if it were my choice, this would be the winner.

9. A Serious Man – Based on the story of Job, A Serious Man is the story of an ordinary man and the trials and tribulations he faces for no apparent reason.  Is it a test of faith?  Or simply fate?  The film is a very interesting dark comedy about the American Jewish Community in the 1960s and 70s.  The film is perfectly cast, with every actor portraying his character with relish, particularly Michael Stuhlbarg as the protagonist Larry Gopnik and Richard Kind as Larry's brother, Arthur.  I felt a lot of sympathy for Larry as he's a man who follows the rules, but he’s a victim of several bad experiences without actually doing anything to provoke them.  At the same time, it’s difficult not to laugh at his hopeless reactions to all this bad news.  The standout supporting character is Sy Abelman, who sighs every line he delivers.  He’s comically very good by being as serious a man as can be. The Coens have made another solid film which, although it isn't the best film of the last year, is certainly worth a recommendation.    

10. District 9 – In a methaphor for aparthied, this film is about Aliens that have arrived in Johannesburg, only to be treated with out and out discrimination.  We follow one human who has been exposed to some liquid in an accident and is progressively turning in to one of the aliens.  The leading actor, Sharlto Copley, puts in a great performance as Wikus Van De Merwe, a field operative for the company that "takes care" of the aliens, who suffers an accident from an alien device with interesting consequences. Copley's performance is the strongest part of the film, showing us a realistic reaction to such a dire situation.  The self-preservation, the fight-or-flight instinct that humans naturally act upon is just that - acted upon.  By using an original story in conjunction with fairly cheap (The film was made for $30 million dollars.), well-used special effects, Director Neill Blomkamp proved with this film that you don't need an Avatar-sized budget to make a great science-fiction movie.  The fact that the special effects were not overly used and were often used in dark environments makes them more convincing, and they exist purely to help the story as opposed to being the star attraction.  A sci-fi film about prejudices between humans and aliens and learning the golden rule the hardest way possible seems like a long shot for Best Picture, but District 9 is wonderful anyway.

Overall, Precious left the biggest impression on me, and so its my choice for Best Picture.  District 9 and The Hurt Locker are probably better-made films than Precious, but neither of those films really resonated with me as much. The only film I really had any dislike for was Inglourious Basterds, so the other films at the bottom of my rankings can take comfort that their relatively poor placement is a function of the quality of the competition, not a measure of poor performance.

The favourites to win are The Hurt Locker and Avatar, having 9 nominations each, but with this year's voting system's changes it might not be so clear cut.

The Best Pictures of 2009:

  1. Precious
  2. District 9
  3. The Hurt Locker 
  4. An Education 
  5. Up 
  6. A Serious Man 
  7. Avatar
  8. Up in the Air 
  9. The Blind Side 
  10. Inglourious Basterds
Friday
Feb122010

Avatar is an Elephantine Heap of Excrement

By Christopher Carr

Rowan Atkinson's Na'vi

SPOILER ALERT: If you didn't guess from the title, this review trashes Avatar.  If you still want to enjoy the film, don't bother reading it.  Let's skip over Pocahontas, Dances with Wolves, Ferngully, and all that really funny, funny stuff, because that's played out like a Jheri Curl.  Instead, lets explore the less-covered ground of why the movie really sucks: its crude, ham-fisted politics, invidious racism, crappy animation, unfortunate impact on film-making, and hackneyed unoriginality.   

James Cameron's self-righteous injection of partisan politics and one-dimensional morality that is the story of Avatar is ponderous, underhanded, and due to the whopping success of the film, destined to make us all dumber.  The RDA mining corporation, run by a character named Parker Selfridge, is represented as profit-motivated and evil, willing to do whatever it takes - including genocide - for uncertain returns.  The clash between the Na'vi (Honestly, what's with the breath mark?  An umlaut seemed too pretentious?) and RDA reminds me of the simplistic good versus evil narrative of most comic books, where the superhero is endowed by some sort of natural or spiritual deus ex machina and battles the evil forces of - inevitably - a wealthy businessman or scientist.  As Avatar has all the thematic complexity of a bad comic book, it's hard to see it as the masterpiece twelve-years-in-the-making it's been hailed as, and not as the product of the decadent final stages of a pervasive Hollywood meme.  I wonder if director Cameron was so lost in focus groups, financial projections, and delusions of grandeur (He is the King of the World after all.) that he failed to realize his film treats adults like morally incompetent losers in a Spurlockian fashion.  In the words of Turtle from Entourage, "“James Cameron, baby! This could be the worst piece-of-shit movie ever and it’ll still make a billion dollars.”

Avatar, like all superhero narratives, relies on a dichotomy between archetypical good and evil characters, in this case juiced-up with ham-fisted parallels to real-world events, that reveal emptily antagonistic politics.  The evil Earth-raping corporatists are after "unobtanium" - a complete MacGuffin; they need to "fight terror with terror" and "shock and awe", when really what the humans should be doing is painting with all the colors of the wind.  

No doubt, in the future - as in the past and present - political issues will be controversial, nuanced, and layered.  Consider Cameron's metaphor of evil resource extraction: without fossil fuels humans would be living in the dark ages and harvesting turnips - not discovering the secrets of genomic medicine and communicating via the internet.  Resources are AWESOME.  Even now fossil fuels are the most cost-efficient way for the poorest people in the world to rise above subsistence.  Of course, there are dire consequences of burning fossil fuels that must be considered when formulating wise policy, but the point is that resource extraction is anything but simple.  Although I sympathize with the premise of minimal resource use and investments in renewable energy, Avatar is decidedly one-sided: there is not even a cursory glance at the economic or social causes of RDA's rapacious resource extraction, and the humble miners are presented as monolithic bad guys.  No one thinks they are evil; Hitler, Stalin and Mao all thought they were serving the greater good.  In real life, there are often clear instances of good versus evil, but I find it hard to believe that the bad guys embrace destruction and violence to the degree shown in Avatar; I prefer to think they are tragically captivated by the righteousness of their own ideas, much like James Cameron.

The parallels with Star Wars cannot be ignored either.  It's unfortunate that talented and respected film directors repeatedly sacrifice story to grand sensationalism, special effects, and marketability ("There will be an Avatar II!").  George Lucas's first film after graduating from USC film school was THX 1138 - in my opinion one of the greatest films ever made.  Like Lucas, Cameron has used the success of the provocative and intelligent, low-budget Terminator to essentially make money via the lowest common denominator in storytelling: the oversimplified good versus evil narrative.  I wonder however, whether directors like Lucas and Cameron are to blame, or whether the blame is properly placed on a society that rewards empty flash with ticket sales.  In the words of Woody Allen, and it pains me to say this, "Thank God the French exist."  Although even the French love Avatar.

The stupidity of the story isn't the worst part.  The film is extremely, uncomfortably racist. While, thankfully there aren't any real-life Na'vi who had to sit through it, the fact remains that Avatar plays to the cheap seats.  I felt more respect and pathos for the barbarian holding a severed head at the beginning of Gladiator than I did for a bunch of naked, self-righteous hippies dancing: after the death of Magua, of course the Na'vi make the human their leader!  Of course only the human can tame the Toruk!  And while that sounds like a masturbation euphemism, we're simply a superior race, even when we use our superiority to promote equality.  This is the underlying tenet of the soft, liberal racism of the left - more invidious than its clumsy counterpart on the right.  

The well-meaning racism of Dances with WolvesPocahontas, and Avatar sees race and ethnicity as a determinant of everything: if it weren't for the one conscious-having human/European, the poor, stupid minorities would be overwhelmed by innate technological and cultural superiority without even realizing anything was going on at all.  Avatar's liberal heroine's solution to the threat posed to the natives by her peoples' "natural superiority" is to enlist the Na'vi in American schools and give them English names so they can learn about civilization, when perhaps the Na'vi would prefer to be left alone.  Above all, this form of Noble Savage racism is unable to sacrifice its worldview centered on snug superiority, even if that superiority is manifest in apparent extensions of equality.

Well, so what?  I didn't go to see Avatar for the story, you might say.  I went for the cutting-edge film-making and special effects.  After all, in the same way as Lord of the Rings was a story to show off the elvish culture and language that J.R.R. Tolkien created, Avatar is an empty vessel for Cameron to utilize in showcasing the 3-D CGI technology that will change film-making.  Unfortunately, the animation was disappointing too.  Once again, I felt as though I was watching the film version of a comic book, and once the shock of the 3-D wears off, I'm confident that we'll all look back at Avatar like we now do at Hammer pants and wonder what the hell we were thinking.  Animators still haven't found a way to make their craft work in three dimensions.  The exaggerated facial expressions and body language present in Vaudeville-era Disney animation are still the norm for two dimensions, and, if we are to continue with three dimensions, we must stylistically find a new way, no matter how much trust we may place in our sophisticated technology.  The arrogant tendency of 3-D animators to see their craft as a continuation of 2-D animation is responsible for the exaggerated, saccharine essence behind the fake appearance of CGI in general.

The difference between the two crafts of 2-D animation and 3-D special effects animation for live-action films should be like the difference between acting for stage and acting for screen: stage actors must speak loudly and in melodramatic fashion, but a film actor's performance relies on the visual language created by the cinematographer: a slight change of angle or a particularly profound cut can be the difference between representing joy and representing sorrow.  If 3-D animators designed subtle characters whose ears didn't wiggle and whose tails didn't twitch instead of the visual equivalent of a Peter Frampton track, current technologies might be able to produce realistic-looking supplemental effects for live-action films.  Otherwise, it's about showcasing all-too-impermanent technology. 

Like Clash of the Titans or The Ten CommandmentsAvatar carries on the tradition of films about special effects at the expense of stories.  The truth is that less is more; Jurassic Park - from 1994 - still boasts some of the most realistic special effects to date, complemented by darkness, rain, and fundamental story structure.  The move away from a hybrid of special effects techniques to fit a situation to showcasing CGI rests on both economic and stylistic causes: the cost, workload, and knowledge capital required for animatronics, models, and CGI used in conjunction with film are prohibitive when compared to solely CGI and costumes used in conjunction with digital cinematography.  

Speilberg and Lucas represent the two poles of thought on this subject.  I have to side with Speilberg: no matter how many pixels, no matter how high the resolution, or even if one uses stereoscopic cameras, as in Avatar, no director will ever be capable of perfectly matching the lighting and textures of scenery with that of deus ex machina CGI; high-resolution digital will never be able to duplicate the photochemical process.  Furthermore, Directors who take the Lucas approach to CGI tend to neglect whether or not a particular effect is relevant at all: George Lucas may have been able to digitally create Jabba the Hutt for his triumphant remake of Star Wars: A New Hope, but he never asked himself whether or not that scene fit the rest of the film.  The truth is it looks ridiculous even when compared to the absurdities of the Star Wars universe.    

While Avatar's animation can boast a high frame-rate and high-resolution graphics, it can't deny the fact that it looks like the Treehouse of Horror episode of the Simpsons where Homer winds up in the real world - or like a blue version of Shrek.  It's better for directors and animators alike to have more humility when incorporating CGI effects into their films.  Technology is not great in and of itself because we can make it; technology is great because of of what it allows us to do.  People who like Avatar fundamentally misunderstand the nature of technology.   

I'm dismayed that Avatar will inevitably change movies forever.  The last time special effects movies were this big, in the 1950s, the beat poets were deeply exploring the meaning of llfe and American society, and the counterculture was practicing in the on-deck circle, but in the present, even a cursory glance at The Soup reveals we are getting dumber and dumber by the minute.  Box Office revenues hit record lows in the last few years, and Avatar - a vulgar, special effects bonanza - comes along and shatters records previously set by Titanic, - Cameron's last overrated and empty-headed box office smash.  It's clear that the immediate future of film will be all about stereoscoping and polarized sunglasses: its only been ten years, but we've come a long way from the blend of solid action, supplemental CGI, intelligent film-making, and commercial success that was Gladiator.

Ultimately Avatar is shockingly derivative and stupid in all regards, the filmic equivalent of a Dan Brown thriller. In creating Pandora, James Cameron ripped off Ferngully, Chris Dane Owensmagic mushroom postersMonster Hunter, and Yes album covers; the prayer scenes were lifted directly from Baraka and cheapened.  The human's war-robots, one of which "died", Cameron actually stole from his own film, Aliens.  All in all, Avatar represents a talented director motivated by certain profit and the subconscious desire to mine human brains in the same way as the bad guys in the movie ravage the Earth, err umm the Pandora: Avatar is a soulless mammon-machine bent on destruction.  Cameron admirably succeeded with the film in making me hate humanity, but in a totally different fashion than intended.

Saturday
Feb062010

Action Movie Review: 300

300 burned hot, loud and fast through the popular consciousness of 2007.  Clearly the action movie of the year- if not the most iconic movie of any type - it had a je ne sais quoi that made it immediately intelligible for everyone.  Yet, beneath the slow motion capes and oiled, tanned abs a festering sickness hid, making it a Trojan horse for an ahistorical nationalism. Combining the themes of Triumph of the Will with the pathos of a Marine recruitment video and the lazy visuals of an M-rated video game, 300 is a potent spoonful of sugar for moviegoers looking to escape their banal lives of not thinking too hard about important things to a place where they don't have to think at all about unimportant things.  

Any moviegoer expecting more briskly lost that innocence when the damn thing opened on a field of infant skulls as two flawless, superheroic Aryan men decide whether or not to kill a baby if it fails to meet certainly eugenic standards. Should the baby make the cut, it will be beaten and starved to toughen it into a super soldier. Don't worry though, the Spartans don't get off on this sort of thing, there are plenty of crying mothers around to show that they are just doing their duty creating the master race.  These are noble, isolationist Nazis, content to cannibalize their own - but you better not fuck them (but won't it be cool to see someone do it anyway?).

From that initial scene till the last overwrought second- where the whole movie is revealed to be the long version of William Wallace's "but they'll never take our FREEEEdom" speech in Braveheart- 300 pits our perfect looking, straight, white heroes against the forces of evil: black people, Asian people, ugly people, gay people, diplomatic people and people who have sex outside of marriage. Much has been made about how gay the Spartans look oiled up in big red capes, but they make it clear that they aren't like those "boy lovers" in Athens. The Spartans aren't gay, they are just phalluses that rip and tear through their effeminate foes; they are the Platonic (he was a boy lover too) form of "top," all swaggering machismo and swinging dick. The slow motion shots of bloody penis spears thrusting through less masculine men only cement the comparison.

Their arch enemy, Xerxes, meanwhile looks like a drag queen without a wig: he has a husky voice, big cheekbones, lipstick, jewelry and glitter.  He travels with a harem that includes all manner of sexuality, men and women of every hue plus at least a dab of transgender. These evil Persians seem to like to fuck, unlike King Leonidas who looks like he is doing it for his country even when he puts it to the missus.  I note that he does her from behind, and so does her rapist, further evidence for the motif of the Spartans as hammering hard-ons.  The rape of the Queen is a plot device so pointless that it seemed to be there strictly to titillate the viewer, but that's the point in fetish porn. The lesson as always in American movies is that the glorification of violence is fine, but sex is very, very wrong and should be punished, preferably with more violence.  

I'm the same guy who defended gangster rap last week against criticisms of its thematic content, so why does 300 bother me so much?  Ultimately, it comes down to intentionalism; gangster rap is pure escapist entertainment, but Snyder goes out of his way to paint the Spartans as fighting for the survival of Western civilization against the hordes of barbarism. Maybe it is just my personal politics, but the Persians seem a lot more like Western Civilization to me. They don't discriminate on the basis of race, they use diplomacy to attempt to prevent war, they even hang out with monsters from Doom while Spartans are busy killing the ugly babies. Thankfully, Western Society was based on the ideals of those "boy lovers" in Athens.  300 paints Athens as the city of pussies, omitting that Athens actually proved decisive in the Persian war when it sacrificed itself to wage total war on Persia.  

That said, the movie isn't an allegory for the war in Iraq despite its release during the darkest days of that conflict, at least not as a jingoistic appeal to hold the line against the onslaught of "mysticism" from Persia (aka Iran). Despite its incessant buzz about freedom and glory, the story of a small but determined group of men fighting on their home terrain against a much larger invading army sounds more like an insurgency than the supreme United States armed forces. The Spartan "beautiful death" so closely mirrors the mindset of a suicide bomber that the parallel seems terrifyingly apt.  These Spartans may lay claim to the glory and honor of civilization, but their fetishization of violence and physicality over rationality is only the perfection of barbarism.

300 is art so post-modern in that it reduces to pure ugliness if you consider it for even a moment. So don't.  It has happily faded from our minds like a case of minor food poisoning long ago flushed away into the sewers.  Let's leave it there.

Thursday
Jan212010

The Cove and the Self-Righteousness of Activists

By Christopher Carr

The Cove, a 2009 documentary directed by former National Geographic photographer Louis Psihoyos, boasts an enviable collection of awards and critical acclaim.  The film won audience awards at Sundance, Hot Docs, Silver Docs, Sydney, and Maui, Golden Space Needle in Seattle, Best Feature Documentary in Galway, Best Theatrical and Best in Festival at Blue Ocean, Truly Moving Picture at Heartland, Best Feature Film and Best Storytelling in Nantucket, Winner at Newport Beach, Jury Award in Traverse City, and was selected Best Documentary by the National Board of Review, L.A. Film Critics, and New York Film Critics Online.  The Cove has a 95% freshness rating on Rotten Tomatoes and an average score of 82 on Metacritic.  It has been shortlisted for a Best Documentary nomination for the 2010 Academy Awards.  In the words of Metacritic, that is "universal acclaim."

The film's subject is dolphin hunting in Japan: a group of American activists sneak into a private cove used by local fishermen to trap migrating dolphins and film the subsequent slaughter. Yes—that’s right—the Japanese hunt and murder/death/kill cute little baby genius dolphins like Darwin from Seaquest.  While South Park devoted an entire episode to ripping the documentary, Michelle Orange of Movie Line puts it best:

How much of this (The Cove) should we believe? As a piece of propaganda, The Cove is brilliant; as a story of ingenuity and triumph over what seems like senseless brutality, it is exceptionally well-told; but as a conscientious overview of a complex and deeply fraught, layered issue, it invokes the same phrase as even the most well-intentioned, impassioned activist docs: Buyer beware. 

Japanese consumption of whale and dolphin meat and Japan's general spurning of International Whaling Commission resolutions are extremely complex issues that should be examined soberly.  Unfortunately, the activists in The Cove—like many of the louder, more self-righteous environmentalists—skip the part where they take time to consider the multifaceted, layered issue and rush blindly in convinced the world is comprised of evil, greedy men for them to battle.  Even more unfortunately, this attitude turns off many naturally skeptical people (the support of which the environmental movement sorely needs) from real and important causes.

From the Japanese perspective, whales and dolphins are not particularly special.  There is a significant body of scientific evidence to support the Japanese position: while cetaceans do have large, complex brains, much of their neurons are devoted to the maintenance of large bodies and energy-intensive sonar lobes.  Much of dolphins’s charm is attributable to their “smile”—an accident of evolution—and the fact that they live in the ocean: limited encounters with human beings (who historically have killed most animals they came across) has made dolphins noticeably social and docile.   

In certain parts of Japan, dolphins are food, just as cows are food in America but not in India.  Imagine if a group of devout Hindus snuck into a Chicago Jurgis Rudkus-style slaughterhouse and pieced together a documentary about how Americans were a bunch of savages for murdering holy cows, complete with graphic shots of cows's heads being cut off, spliced Michael Moore style with out-of-context footage of slaughterhouse workers laughing, complete with a Samuel Barber soundtrack.  When the ensuing mob crowds the slaughterhouse and attempts to shut down business, the humble meatpackers would surely be perplexed.

Much of Western Civilization’s image of dolphins as superbeings originates in the work of John C. Lilly , a 1960s counterculture physician convinced that LSD was a magical drug capable of enhancing consciousness.  Lilly, who described himself as a psychonaut, used to drop acid and swim with dolphins then write “research papers” on the ensuing awesome spiritual journeys and the wisdom bequeathed by the noble cetaceans.  It should come as no shock that most of the rest of the world does not have the same mystical perspective of dolphins as westerners. 

Hayden whatever gets arrested by the evil Japanese.This is not to say that the comparison of dolphins with cows is fair.  Cows are bred specifically for consumption: they wouldn't even be alive if there were not human demand for their milk and their meat.  If cows went extinct, it might even be good for the environment.  Dolphins, on the other hand, are part of the natural ecosystem.  Hunting them at large scales interferes with the natural ecological order and inevitably brings about unanticipated consequences. 

Nor do the dubious origins of research into dolphin intelligence imply that dolphins are not intelligent.  There are plenty of comprehensive studies on the abilities of dolphins and whales to communicate and recognize patterns—enough for the world outside of Japan to conclude that for the time being, there should be a moratorium on killing them.  However, it is important to note here that the IWC only covers large cetaceans and the ban on whaling is for ecological—not humanitarian—reasons.  There are no arguments based in international law to indict the Japanese. 

Brendan O’Neill of Spiked goes so far as to describe the film as racist:

The Japanese are depicted as suppressed and unquestioning: we’re shown speeded-up footage of hordes of Japanese people walking through garishly-lit, buzzing city centres, their travels to work or home crudely reduced to pointless, super-fast marching through the streets, and we’re told that there’s a saying in Japan that ‘if a nail is sticking up, pound it down’ – in other words, Japanese culture is stultifyingly automaton. Where old racist America depicted the Japanese as rats, contemporary countercultural America depicts them as members of a rat race. The Taiji fishermen – sorry, the hook-wielding crazy killers of beautiful dolphins – come off the worst. The film dehumanises them to an alarming degree.

While I sympathize with O'Neill's premise, I disagree with him on several points.  The filmmakers interview many people in Tokyo, all of whom are unaware of the dolphin-slaughter.  Ric O’Barry, the activist hero of The Cove, remarks in response: "how can an activity be traditional if no one knows about it?"  As a counterpoint, consider that no one in America knew about helicopter wolf-hunting until Sarah Palin ran for Vice President.  Cajun food is undoubtedly an American tradition—one of the oldest—but ask people in Chicago if they know how to cook it or even what the ingredients are, and you'll get a lot of blank stares as well.  

Tokyo is a busy city where young people go to pursue successful careers and social climb.  Very few people in Tokyo would be aware of a small group of fishermen in a small village hundreds of kilometers away hunting an animal without any cultural mystique in Japan.  The contention that public ignorance and lack of outrage implies some government coverup doesn't make the filmmakers racists so much as it makes them morons cum manipulative assholes.  Furthermore, Japanese civilization is populous and diverse.  The idea that something traditional in one part of Japan must be traditional throughout the country betrays a lack of imagination on the part of the filmmakers. 

However, although it is unrelated to the central thrust of the documentary, I do think the filmmakers have a point in this regard: Japanese culture is undoubtedly suppressed and unquestioning, although this is a relatively recent development.  The Japanese school system is nationally standardized and largely based on that of the Second Reich (we know where that lack of instruction in critical thinking and skepticism led).  All students must wear the same clothes, eat the same lunch, and do the same work, regardless of individual ability or interest.  Many elementary schools even manage a logbook of what the child did outside of school time, including with whom the child played.  Schools assign students friends and often sever organic friendships if they think they are unproductive.  

Social engineering in Japan realized the goal of creating obedient, hard-working factory workers and paper-pushers to fuel the economy long ago.  To criticize this creativity-sapping ideal of uniformity is not racist, nor is it necessarily a product of chauvinistic American countercultural thinking; but it is a moral imperative for anyone who cares about the future of Japan.

Nevertheless, The Cove's analysis of the issue-at-hand—Japanese consumption of dolphin meat—misses the mark entirely.  The typical Japanese response to Western efforts to stop whale and dolphin killing relies on asserting whaling and cetacean consumption as an indispensable part of Japanese culture.  The Cove postulates that consumption of cetaceans is, in fact, not a part of Japanese culture, but rather the effect of recent government propaganda.  The truth is that the Japanese have been eating whale and dolphin meat for hundreds of years, and it is undoubtedly a part of their culture, but so what?  

Whaling was a huge part of American culture, too—as anyone who’s been to New Bedford or Nantucket or read the great masterpiece of American Literature, Moby Dick, knows.  Slavery was also a huge part of American culture for a very long time.  Decapitating Chinese prisoners with samurai swords and suicide-bombing was part of Japanese culture before and during World War II, but the Japanese don’t do that anymore, and Americans do not have slaves.

This is because societies change their practices as they become more civilized.  Whaling was originally banned in the United States because we hunted whales to near extinction.  In 1986, western countries convinced the IWC to ban the practice worldwide, in no small part due to a public zeitgeist which acknowledged that cetaceans may possess not insignificant intelligence.  The idea that something cannot be stopped because it is a part of one's culture is laughable (and perhaps the inevitable product of a school system that ignores the development of critical thinking skills).

The Japanese response to the IWC ban was to halt "commercial whaling", but begin publically financing the slaughter of whales for “scientific research” such as weighing and measuring the length and width of dead whales.  Since the whales are already dead for scientific reasons, their meat is sold to the highest bidder or donated to the school system, to prevent waste.  Whale is regularly available to eat in Japan despite international bans on commercial whaling.  I've eaten it.  It's not very good.  And before the ban whale was the cheapest "fish" available.

The more conservative elements of the older generation often lament the increased price of whale meat due to international bans and the limits of the Japanese government’s ability to defy them and still keep face.  Their solution has been to indoctrinate youth via mandatory whale school lunches.  In Japan, all students must eat the same thing for lunch.  This may sound ridiculous to Americans who have not experienced military training or fraternity hazing, but ordering people to do illogical, pointless things is a proven method of effective social engineering.  Thus, Japanese schoolchildren are forced to eat whale and then told it’s a part of their culture.  This way, the myth is perpetuated.  

More importantly, donating whale meat to the school system in exchange for subsidies allows fishermen to keep their jobs, and conveniently circumvents the “commercial” part of the IWC’s ban on commercial whaling.  The absurd waste of the Japanese government's subsidizing the killing of whales to feed children food they don't want to eat demonstrates the vacuousness of Japan's argument.  

Japan should stop whaling because the resources of the seas do not belong to it, the Japanese take more than their fair share of common marine resources, and almost every other nation considers the practice of whaling outmoded and barbaric.  Since the seas and their inhabitants are property common to every nation, Japan should respect international resolutions and cease defying them with pathetic excuses designed to allow for the exchange of subsidies for donations.

When the cultural and scientific research arguments fail, the Japanese delegation at the IWC often spuriously argues that whales and dolphins are depleting world fisheries.  This is the same argument used to justify the slaughter of large carnivores such as wolves, bears, and tigers that has led many of them to become endangered species, if not altogether extinct.  The real agent driving world fisheries to exhaustion is doubtlessly people, and the nation consuming the largest share of fish is Japan.  

global distribution of fish catchThis brings up a good point which the film briefly touched on but would have been better served as the focal point: the world’s fisheries are indeed being rapidly depleted, and the Japanese, and increasingly, their numerous and sushi-loving Chinese neighbors play no small role.  If the Japanese were honestly basing their consumption of whales and dolphins on a desire to save the world’s fisheries, they would stop eating sashimi twice a day. 

A final point of note is that whale and dolphin meat contain unsafe levels of mercury.  The Cove focuses on this to a large degree, and it is a public health issue that is largely ignored in Japan: a nation with a long history of ignoring public health issues.  Many elderly Japanese consume tuna sashimi everyday.  As with chronic smokers, the attitude towards hydrargyria (inorganic mercury poisoning from consuming too much large fish resulting in irreversible peripheral nerve and brain damage) is that, “I’ve been eating tuna everyday for years and I have no problems.  I love tuna.  It’s too late to cut down.”  

Ironically, methyl-mercury has a short half life of about 50 days, and if there are no symptoms of disease, mercury levels can be dramatically reduced in a short time-span.  Furthermore, mercury levels increase via bioaccumulation: thirty years ago, mercury poisoning was not really an issue.  Now, it is starting to become one, and in the future—if there are still any tuna left—they will doubtlessly be far less fit for consumption than they are today.  So, the argument that one has been eating tuna for years with no problems falls apart: the tuna of thirty years ago was a different animal entirely. 

bioaccumulation of mercuryWhile hydrargyria is a serious problem that is likely to become a major public health concern in the future, the filmmakers disingenuously compare it to Minamata Disease, which results in severe birth defects, insanity, sudden blindness, deafness, paralysis, coma, rapid deterioration of the mental faculties, and painful slow death.  Hydrargyria is a result of chronic exposure to trace levels of mercury accumulated in the world’s oceans, whereas Minamata Disease results from sudden exposure to very high levels of mercury.  Minamata Disease originally occurred as a result of the Chisso Corporation dumping large amounts of toxic mercury into Minamata Bay over a period of sixty years dating from 1908, during which the company paid off local fishing lobbies and continued to dump even well after disease broke out.  The Japanese government did nothing to stop it, nor did it begin to compensate victims until 2001.  While Minamata Disease was, and continues to be, a terrible episode in Japanese history, it is not quite at the same level as the Japanese government allowing or promoting the consumption of whale and dolphin meat.  

Nevertheless, dolphin meat does contain five times the international standard for safe consumption.  It is grossly irresponsible and morally repugnant to both encourage its consumption and to force schoolchildren to eat it in the spirit of some strange, stubborn nationalism.  Yet, eating large amounts of whale and dolphin has been characterized as quintessential Japanese culture, and to oppose their consumption is seen, of course, as another form of western cultural imperialism imposed on a nation that has already lost so much to provincial Americanization and is in the midst of a cultural reassertion.  Western activists assuredly face an uphill battle, especially if they plan on continuing to stereotype and insult the Japanese.

The problem is not that killing dolphins and whales is inherently immoral.  The makers of The Cove seem to take this as fact and jump right into a Joseph Campbell-esque good vs. evil narrative.  In the process, the filmmakers unfortunately repulse many thoughtful, potentially sympathetic viewers.  The real problem with Japanese consumption of whale and dolphin meat is that the Japanese are taking more than their fair share of a resource that belongs to everybody despite unanimous censure as well as humanitarian, ecological, and public health concerns.  Their reasons for doing so are poorly articulated and spurious.  The consumption of cetaceans deserves treatment as a serious issue, not as the sensationalistic propaganda for which the environmental movement is sadly notorious.

 

 

 

 

UPDATE: 9/5/2010 - I would kindly ask all readers to read this: http://theinductive.squarespace.com/blog/2010/9/4/everything-on-the-cove.html before commenting.  Thanks!

Monday
Jan182010

GZA: Liquid Swords

All thoughtful devotees of hardcore rap eventually have to grapple with the disquieting tone and thematic content.  For those without an appreciation for rap, the content is a source of controversy: the moralistic campaigns against gangster rap often focus on its celebration of violence, drugs, misogyny and homophobia.  Polite society has codified political correctness, but rap remains gloriously, stridently removed from the hand wringing timidity of the thought police.  It revels in excess, often onto the point of tackiness, and celebrates expanding frontiers of bravado and machismo.  
Not to mount a flippant defense of a largely male audience taking homophobia and misogyny at face value, but the excesses of the genre often are indistinguishable from its charms.  Hardcore rap offers escapism from the mundanity of life to a world of excitement and testosterone thrills in a hyper-masculine world.  Thus, backpacking and socially conscious rap does not fail to excite the masses in spite of its superior thematic content, but precisely because of it - Dead Prez and Ice Cube being a notable exceptions in their marriage of gangster attitude to conscious rap.  Further, a difference exists between the jargon of hyper-masculinity - hoe, pussy, bitch, fag - and sadism directed at these parties.  The homophobia of DOOM's "Batty Boyz" bothers me, Pimp C saying other rappers are "pussy, homosexuals on the low" doesn't.  The lesson of successful hardcore female rappers like Lil Kim and Missy Elliot, is that rap fans are happy to embrace  flipping the genre around, as long as women bring it as dirty, tough and aggressive as any male.  While it sadly remains a hypothetical, a Omar type of tough, badass gay rapper might be embraced provided they asserted their masculinity as fiercely as their straight competitors.  It's a genre for an audience who generally does not live anything like the life on display, so the more extreme the thrills offered, the easier it is to accept them at face value without personally endorsing them.  Criticism of the content in hardcore rap is as tone deaf as complaining about the violence in horror movies or the sex in pornography.
No rap group ever offered escapism as viscerally, or cinematically, as the Wu-Tang Clan and no album was a purer expression of their vision than GZA’s Liquid Swords.  A rough sketch of the possibilities offered by surrendering entirely to cartoon pulp was apparent on Enter the Wu: 36 Chambers, but GZA perfected that formula by cranking up the menace while replacing the hyped chanting choruses with an icy whisper.  The nonchalance of GZA’s threats, the details of his evisceration  and the cold fury of the lyrics make Liquid Swords a rousing listen, especially in headphones.  The disparity between the listener’s experience and the mood of the album makes humming along to it feel secretly subversive; I have walked around many pleasant days with an extra swag in my step from the chorus of Swordsman: “Another motherfucker stepped out of place, and got slapped in his god damn face.”  
GZA has the trademark garbled delivery of his family members, but where ODB seems to be spitting through a mouth full of blood and teeth and RZA might actually have a slight lisp, the genius’s tone implies a permanent sneer.  That nickname fits GZA, cocksure enough to claim genius and talented enough to make you know why.  Many rappers indulge in reference to their hobbies on their records, but all too frequently their interests are as banal as their rhymes.  GZA is a 5%er, a chess player, a kung-fu enthusiast and a historian and his incorporation of all of those themes into his music infuses it with a richness that require multiple listens to appreciate.  Take for example his exploration of the Muslim-light "5%er" religion,  without ever preaching.  Instead, he subtly references avoiding pork or setting the scene in Medina, instead of the usual Shaolin.  "Swordsman," despite the violence of its chorus, explores this theme most fully: 

Cause at a young age, I was molded in a religion I relied on
and got caught up in superstition
Scared to split pole, duck black cats
Once in a while, threw salt over my back...

 ...We were on the same ship when the slaves were checked
 I had to pull your card you was on the top deck
 So I plotted my escape, I saw the Thin Line Between Love and Hate
And fast from the hog on the plate
I suffered brutal pains, from whips and chains
Punishments that were set to wash the brain

The lines works at face value, because as Dave Chapelle pointed out killing slavers is always hilarious, but metaphorically it tells of his liberation at leaving childhood religion behind for the "life style" of a 5%er.  Lyrics that immediately pleasurable and yet oblique enough to hide deeper meaning are everywhere on the album.

 RZA, still running every aspect of the Wu-Tang Clan during its five year golden age under his total control, produced his masterpiece.  Where 36 Chambers demonstrated an impressively successful minimalism, on Liquid Swords he uses a broader palette while remaining unobtrusively simple.  Samples loop, click click click goes the baseline and a synth hook that progressively becomes higher and more strained might be an entire song, yet it burrows into your head until you can't help but bob along with the beat.  Moreover, the songs sound cinematic providing a mood and a setting that neatly couches the themes of a song with in.  "Hell's Wind Staff" features the entire clan waxing murderous, yet the production sets a tone that keeps everyone in line with GZA's restrained menace.  Neatly keeping the Wu in line is no mean feat, RZA's leadership during this time deserves what would no doubt be the single most entertaining management book of all time.

Liquid Swords is a singular work, so fully realized that GZA struggled to follow it up.  The Wu would produce several more undeniably classic albums - both volumes of Raekwon's Only Built For Cuban Linx and Ghostface's Supreme Clientele and Fishscale stand out- but those albums moved far from their roots in Shaolin to explore hood life.  RZA reliquished control of the Clan and their Midas touch slowly faded until they only inspire a devoted cult following.  Nevertheless, Liquid Swords remains a statement of how perfect the Wu was from their inception- as though they emerged from their father's heads already splitting wigs and leaving neck pieces hanging.

Friday
Oct302009

Outkast: Aquemini

 ..We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave... 
...So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can always see the high water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back." 
— Hunter S. Thompson (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

It's actually been eleven years since Aquemini set a standard for Southern Rap that hasn't even been approached since, but five years after that was the last time we got a new Outkast album (ignoring Idlewild, which you probably did already).  That album featured Dre and Big Boi solo albums instead of Outkast - and then six years, and counting, of silence.  Outkast certainly didn't lose their mojo after Aquemini, Stankonia is arguably as good and Speakerboxxx/the Love Below had moments of transcendence, but this was the last time that they were a southern rap group.  Pitchfork said they were "once America's most promising pop group" and after "Hey Ya" that makes sense, but they used to be the greatest rap group in the world.  No one did it like they did and while rumors abound that they are gonna do it again it seems like 'Dre in particular doesn't have his heart in the game anymore.

After two great concept albums, Aquemini, was Outkast's gangster album.  Rap as a genre has come to be so dominated by the sub-genre of gangster rap that to many the two seem inextricable.  Since Reasonable Doubt and Only Built 4 Cuban Linx proved the blueprint, the vast majority of rap has been about gangsters and gangster life.  It is a rich subject matter, but at times it feels like well traveled ground.  Rappers with no possibility or attempt at thematic expansion rely on artistry over art.  They have flow, phrases or hooks, but nothing that lasts after the thump of the bass stops ringing in your ears.  Perhaps the problem is that most rappers are very young, they have spent their lives working on the method of rap and do not have practice using it for an end.  Outkast, however, were old hands at this point.  Both of them can take their artistry for granted and from that base they build personality, themes and take risks.  This is about gangster life, from dealing, to going to jail to getting into fights at the club, but it is so knowing that it seems less judgmental than disappointed.

The first song on the album, "Return of the G"(angsta), is the thesis statement.  The skit at the end of the song, where two thugs walk into a record store and buy a "Pimp Trick Gangsta Clique" album in lieu of the new Outkast, cuz after they went from pimps to aliens to genies to black righteousness he "don't fuck with them no mo."  This judgement dovetails with Andre's verse only seconds earlier, where he clearly had something to get off his chest:

Return of the gangsta thanks ta'
them niggas that get the wrong impression of expression
Then the question is Big Boi what's up with Andre?
Is he in a cult? Is he on drugs? Is he gay?
When y'all gon' break up? When y'all gon' wake up?
Nigga I'm feelin' better than ever what's wrong with you
you get down!

The individuality that Dre was defending would eventually make his star shine bright enough to eclipse Big Boi's more consistent quality, but this was an album where they still had the synergy of longtime best friends.  They are all over the place on this album, slow songs, free verse spoken word poetry, dance songs, George Clinton sex jams- and pretty much everything bangs.  Maybe "Mamacita" is a little weak- and bizarrely homophobic in its tail of lesbian rape, a theme that also appears on Atliens in a poem denouncing "special rights for Sodomites"- but even Blood on the Tracks missed with "Meet Me in the Morning."  Thirteen songs ranging from inspired to absolutely classic out of forteen, is pretty amazing- even the transitional skits are great (My favorite is Big Boi buying weed, where he complains that about Cali weed that "I guess it must have a fifteen dollar plane ticket tacked on to it").  Aquemini is epic and yet personal.  Instead of glorifying the life, they, particularly Big Boi, demystify it in a thousand tiny details.  

Big Boi's stories always seem to rooted in experience, so he can talk about dealing and yet be the business he thinks needs taking care of.  He appeals to the masculinity that is the core of all rap, but employs it to preach without backpacking. Here is the end of his spoken word verse in "Spottieottiedopaliscious":

raisin' y'all own young'n now that's a beautiful thang
that's if you're on top of your game
and man enough to handle real life situations [that is]
Can't gamble feeding baby on that dope money
might not always be sufficient but the
United Parcel Service & the people at the Post Office
didn't call you back because you had cloudy piss

Being a man is about living up to your responsibilities, not living in your "second childhood" to quote Nas.

Andre meanwhile, always seemed like his head was in the clouds, so its no surprise his point of view is more encompassing.  Instead of specifics he sprawls across a million subjects united loosely around a common theme- though his cadence and  flow are so tight that it all ties together.  His second verse in "Synthesizer" may be the slickest of his career.  A man often accused of being out of step with the world wonders what the hell is there to be in step with?  Dre always posed as a libertine, but here he comes off as conservative:

Synthesizer, microwave me
Give me a drug so I can make seven babies
Pump my breasts up, can you suck the fat up
Please make my life appear
like ain't no such thing as bad luck
My, nose ain't right
Like I need a new one
Just take your pick, a yellow red
A black or a blue one
Virtual reality, virtual, BULLSHIT
Synthesizer preachers can reach you
up in the pulpit
Who a bitch?
Give me my gat so I can smoke this nigga
Tell his mamma not to cry
because they can clone him quicker
than it took his daddy to make him
Niggaz bitin verbatim
Thought provokin records radio never played dem
Instant, quick grits, new, improved
Hurry hurry, rush rush, world on the move
Marijuana illegal but ciggarettes cool
I might LOOK kinda funny but I ain't no fool

Sure that you won't see Rush Limbaugh quoting that marijuana line anytime soon, but this cuts to the heart of real conservativism- a longing for prelapsarian lost values. 

Not content to merely criticize others, there are verses that take the shine off of their own apple too.  Big Boi's story of trying to fuck a particularly hot groupie, only to have to settle for a blowjob in the mall parking lot because he is in a hurry to pick up his daughter is jarringly matter of fact.  The ending, where he leaves by giving "her a Lil Will CD, and a fucking poster, its like that now" reduces it to a business transaction of the cheapest sort.  This is the life of a star rapper, unlike ours, but no less mundane even in its thrills.  After a record as the antidote to the excesses of gangsta rap, it is fitting that it ends with the thugs returning their "Pimp Trick Gangsta Clique" album to the record store.

For all of its gangster grit, Aquemini has plenty of smiles too.  "Liberation," "West Savanah," and "Chonkeyfire" are all joys, but nothing tops the song that follows "Return of the G," "Rosa Parks." The first hint of what would be fully revealed with "B.O.B.", "Ms. Jackson" and "Hey Ya," "Rosa Parks" was the slickest Outkast pop song yet.  Clocking in in a tight 3:45, it is as lean as a boxer at the weigh in.  A killer chorus- "A ha, what's that fuss/Everybody move to the back of the bus/Do ya wanna bump and slump with us/ we the type of people make the club get crunk"- and two verses that hardly pause to catch their breath.  It wasn't a big hit, surprisingly, though it did get nominated for a Grammy.  Still, it shows the promise that perhaps was their undoing, because clearly fame hasn't fueled prolific output.

To that end, no song feels more bitterly ironic in retrospect than the title track, which makes a promise they ultimately betrayed: "nothin' is for sure, nothin' is for certain, nothin' lasts forever, But until they close the curtain, it's him & I Aquemini."  Perhaps we were all too in love to pay attention to the introduction, nothing is for certain, not even the melding of him and I, Aquemini. 

Wednesday
Oct142009

UGK: Riding Dirty

Like the mythologized American cowboy or the Japanese Samurai, rap thrives on the singular masculinity of thug life; embattled, tough outlaws with a brooding violent swagger amidst a dangerous world that romanticizes their many flaws.  Good rap songs, like all good genre work, use the audience's familiarity with the subject matter as a shorthand to allow quicker entry into the world for more complex storytelling.  UGK's Ridin' Dirty, their third and best album, is a work of delicate balance, the protagonists are old hands in a game that does not reward weakness, but that brutal existence inspires sentimentality if not an iota of vulnerability.  To hear Bun B- one half of the legendary duo with the late Pimp C- tell it, Ridin' Dirty is "about a day in the life of the average drug-dealer in the hood. It was about the good things, the bad things, the shit that most people don't really know, the going home with the stress, family issues; all that shit encompassed that.

The dichotomy between the swagger of being a true hustler and also a self-aware human being demonstrates itself starkly in the first two full songs on the album: the heart-breaking "One Day" and the vicious "Murder."  "One Day" opens "Momma put me out at only four-teen/So I started selling crack co-caine and co-deine" in a verse that ends "I'm in the game, live by game and in the game I'm a die/and if I die, or should I say if I go/bury me in Hiram Clark next to the Come-N-Go/cause tomorrow ain't promised to me/the only thing promised to a playa is the penitenti-ary/ so I'm gonna take care of my business on the smooth tip/watch my back sellin' crack and pack two clips."  That vivid telling of his backstory demonstrates the humanity of a man with a dark past living a life most look down on, but he puts in work everyday anyway because that's all there is to do.  The slowed down flow and the plaintive soul sample of the chorus, "One day you're here baby, and the next day you're gone," combine for a feel of mourning, even if none of the rappers give an inch of toughness.  These are men that have lived and are living through something terrible, and death seems omnipresent to them. 

Yet, on the very next song, all sentiment is stripped away and Pimp C opens with one of his fiercest verses ever: "I'm still Pimp C, bitch/so what the fuck is up?/Puttin powder on the street/cuz I got big fuckin nuts" and just like that the mask is back on.  Sure a real thug can commiserate and pour a little out for his homies, but you can't spend all your time crying like a bitch.  Everyday is a grind and you better be the toughest one on the block, because everyone is jealous of what you have and you have to be ready to defend it against snitches, haters and two-faced homies.  Moreover, rather than just doing what you have to, be proud of everything you've made for yourself.  This two step of reflective slow jam followed by trunk banger continues throughout the album.  "Pinky Ring" and "Fuck my Car" are about the good times, but then "Diamonds & Wood" and the religious "Hi-Life" are more contemplative.

Like a true classic album its joys are more than just its themes, it's plain fun to listen to with its idiosyncratic humor- like how Pimp C avoids masturbation because he "don't participate in that rapin' myself shit"-, crazy details like wishing his buddy was still alive so he could sip some lean with him (drinking cough syrup ironically was means of Pimp C's eventual demise) and unique Southern delivery where syllables are bent into submission as needed.  The music itself is lean, with slow bass lines backed up with sparse instrumentation that sounds like the slightest hint of 70s funk and soul combined with a slowed down two step like a house four-four at half speed.  Over all that Bun and Pimp demonstrate humanity and warmth, without ever letting you forget that they are bad as hell.  After all, they might ride dirty, but then they shine so clean.